Video Flesh III

A new skateboard video brought to you by Batt Mollis.  Premiere Date coming Soon!

John Bench Returnzzzzzzzzzzzz!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I got an empty notebook list of goals at the beginnin
got a spot on the team with no emphasis on winning
i got no memory card and im itchin to go flickin
and you know i got no shooting stars but im gonna keep wishin

hopin the yard is stacked and the suns at my back
i got my battery charged up with the lenses in my backpack
shootin raw and manual thats where its at
but now its winter flickin ninja mission footprints now i backtrack

John Bench? Man of Mystery.

Im gonna get up on your wall like spray can pieces.
I saw how far I threw it through a hallway of diseases,
displeased with all the skeptics. Knees was kinda hectic,
she was blessed it with a second hit and passed in the sequence.
There’s something that might mean it, gator-ade for the thirst quench. Don’t you take her back to Colorado, try to mend the fence.

Is this a Challenge?

Soy Panday, Lyrical Wonder Boy

son i’m glad to see you step up, proud to see you man up,
but i still have to look down to see you watch me with your nose up.
boy i’ll take you down without a frown, make you my pet without a sweat,
take a seat, look ’round, feel the heat, didn’t your boxers turn shit brown?
i’ve heard your babbles, seen you make snot bubbles,
and read your scribbles about spaghetti noodles.
man don’t try me in a rap battle, cause when i be done with you
you’ll be nothing but a help message in a bottle, floating on a tear puddle.

soy, aka 3.5.7 magnum

This just in!

“Bout to go bowlin, Strikes I will be throwin.

Get 300 and play some pinball, index fingers so nimble,

got a high score and now I`m havin sex on the floor!”

-Captain Meowinstein A.K.A. Andy

Freestyle Tuesdayz….

During yesterday`s 5 hour long Facebook chat, these rhymes were thrown!

12:44pmAndrew

Cold winters and about 20 cats, is how I roll

feed meow mix and watch em grow

12:46pmJindsay

im about to throw down, yo so here its goes, meox mix, thats for chicks, i feed my cats that kitten kaboodle and after that, there aint be no room left in the stomach except for maybe one spaghatti noodle

John Lindsay a.k.a. “Jah-Rappa-Pa-Rappa” and Andy Strand a.k.a. “Captain Meowin-Stein”

Me and some adoring fans.

Andy and I have been collaborating for awhile now and decided that we start a blog that shows the world our natural inclination to rap and write lyrical poetry. So check back for the hottest, and probably some of the most controversial rap lyrics you have ever read!